Funny Sayings

Easy Cryptogram #1

"The boy sat up all night wondering where the sun went. After awhile, it finally dawned on him."

Easy Cryptogram #2

"Joey wouldn't lend his friend a dollar because he didn't believe in passing the buck. "

Easy Cryptogram #3

"The envelope turned to the stamp and said, 'Stick with me and we'll go places. "

Easy Cryptogram #4

"Next time it's raining cats and dogs, be careful you don't step in a poodle. "

Easy Cryptogram #5

"How do you make your racehorse fast? Don't feed him for a whole week! "

Easy Cryptogram #6

"If that pig breaks the law, will a policeman come along and put it in hamcuffs. "

Easy Cryptogram #7

"If an undertaker accidentally buries a body in the wrong place, it is a grave mistake. "

Easy Cryptogram #8

"If a health food salesman knocks at your door, you should go right ahead and vitamin. "

Easy Cryptogram #9

"My oldest son wants to be a magician when he grows up so he can saw people in half. He's not my only child. He has two half sisters. "

Easy Cryptogram #10

"Do you know why the banana went to the doctor? Because it wasn't peeling very well."