Funny Sayings

Funny Cryptogram #1

"Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people apprear bright until you hear them speak."

Funny Cryptogram #2

"Sometimes I wonder, 'Why is that frisbee getting bigger?' And then it hits me."

Funny Cryptogram #3

"The lottery is a tax on people who are not good at math."

Funny Cryptogram #4

"Hard work may have a future payoff, but laziness pays off now."

Funny Cryptogram #5

"I don't suffer from insanity. In fact, I enjoy every minute of it."

Funny Cryptogram #6

"As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools."

Funny Cryptogram #7

"I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left."

Funny Cryptogram #8

"There are three types of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't."

Funny Cryptogram #9

"I'm not forty; I'm eighteen with twenty-two years of experience."

Funny Cryptogram #10

"You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime."